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Dear jackass,

Yes, your bike is shiny and pretty and wonderful‐looking. I rather wish I had one like it, in fact. However, small objects zipping up out of my blind spot and cutting me off, particularly after dark, do not have very good chances of staying three‐dimensional. Which chance continues to decrease with each law and statute that the driver, i.e. you, breaks.

Count yourself lucky that I noticed your presence before I hit you. And stop being an idiot, for your safety and that of others.

Sincerely yours,
Hyuri

and in other news... )
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Dear spammers,

I must say that I admire your tenacity and optimism in the face of nigh‐universal condemnation, but really. Do you honestly expect anyone to believe that you possess genuine Rolex watches when you’re advertising your wares using a replica of the English language?

Yours sincerely,
Hyuri

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