Human Virus Scanner - courtesy <user site="livejournal.c

[hyuri]

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with their cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

• Pokemon: Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
• Linux: Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
• Junkfood: Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
• Free BSD: The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
• Sci-fi: Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
• Japan: Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
• Discordia: Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
• vi: Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.
• Politics: Stop caring!
• Computer Games: Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
• Conspiracy Theory: Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
• Ultima: If you find one tell us.
• Environmentalism: Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
• Macintosh: Use a mouse with more than one button.

Viruses you might suffer from:

• USA (70%): Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
• Gaming (70%): Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
• UNIX (90%): Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
• Religion (60%): Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
• BBCB (70%): CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."
• Brand Names (90%): Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
• X11 (60%): I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
• Hippyism (80%): Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

(apologies to elfs for stealing his formatting)