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[hyuri]

and then he asked me to take a look at the email he was writing her, and the first thing that jumped out at me was the following:

More importantly, I had fun with the whipped cream

and I'm just sitting here thinking “dude, she was willing to try something involving whipped cream, and she thinks a blowjob makes her dirty? this girl has issues.”

this is rapidly becoming a very surreal evening.