yeah, I'm bored

sometimes I stop and wonder how I'm still alive. I eat raw fish at almost every opportunity; I eat raw beef from time to time; I like the slightly salty flavor of pink chicken (and thus fail to take it back in the kitchen for proper cooking); I have no compunctions about eating a mayonnaise‐spread sandwich which has sat, exposed and uncovered, overnight (or longer). I eat all that with no problems at all, yet certain foods and categories thereof, such as buffet Chinese, make me quite ill almost instantly.

I'm still sad that you can't get an Orange Julius with an egg in it anymore.