blargh.

I would like to make an offer. however, for liability reasons, I would need to make an inquiry first. unfortunately, the only way I can think to write said inquiry sounds roughly like a longer and more formal, “I want to know if you’ll be okay with something that most people find illegal or at the very least immoral, even though I’m not going to do anything illegal. Really, I’m not!”

yeah, that’s real believable. even when it happens to be true. -_-


also, my brother apparently managed to drink enough to black out recently (no memory, rather than unconsciousness). not a good sign for a fellow who once claimed that he’d never be able to make himself drink seriously. also not a good sign for someone who expresses hopes of a military career.